pre-flight entertainment

Superted! Why is superted on in the airport?
I know it is early.. But, cartoons? 90's cartoons?
Suspicious? Sure.

Why did the owner throw away a super teddy bear? He showed them! Because little did they know that this bear was super!!
Wait, didn't he get sprinkled on my some tramp man? Which.. Retrospectively, wouldn't have happened if he wasn't discarded. So, in a way, the hardships of early life can formulate opportunities and orchestrate your character in later life. Has a thesis ever been written on superted? Hmmm.

Also...
I can understand the archetype of the young hero in the narrative story structure. I can understand the miser. The heroin, yeah. What I can't understand, is the archetype of the gay thing that always falls apart?! How did that enter our cultural consciousness??! Tex. C3PO. Erm.. I'm sure there are others.. But 2 is more than enough.. Surely?

Ridiculous carry on.
Flight time.