MONEY

i love finding money.

today, so far, i have found 2 pound coins in the inner lining of my superdry jacket and a £25 gift card.

but. and there is always a but...

the two pound coins have somehow defied the laws of physics, and at the same time twisted my noodle, by getting into the lining of my jacket in the first place. there are no holes in the pockets, no ventilation zips, no holes at the bottom... so how did they get in there?! the main 'but' on this occasion, is that the superdry jacket was purchased for a sum far in excess of two shiny English pounds sterling... so in the lining they will stay, until it drives me insane.

the gift card, which i received for christmas (i reckon) is a fancy pants mastercard vanilla gift card. 'ohh laa laa' i may hear you say... well hold your 'ohh's' and 'laa's' for a second! i tried to use it, it didn't work. i tried to register it, it didn't work because the stupid american website only catered for there needs and not those that they sell the product too anywhere else (typical). i tried to ring them up but it said it would cost me £2 per minute to ring... and i am NOT destroying a £100 jacket to pay for the £2 call to gain a £25 gift card... catch 22.

SO. i have been credited to the sum of £27 pounds this morning... but i can't use any of it. more importantly i can't smoke any of it... and my nicotine monkey is getting crankier than a midget with a yoyo!

isn't life brilliant. you have to laugh.